"So you're the unknown person causing me so much trouble." Typical Red Hand leadership robe, shaved head, pale skin, his teeth looked like they were fangy, really beautiful brown eyes, almost in contrast.
"Thank gods you're here, this is the worst job interview I ever had!" Still tied to the chair obviously (though solution was just a bit of fire magic away), a puddle of urine had formed near where I'd been peeing, I could see the disgust on the Red Hand person's face upon entering.
"I was told you're a bit of a smart ass, but in this case you're being a dumb one."
"Look I'm tied to a chair and I've been beaten, I don't exactly know what telling you who I am would get me." He seemed to ponder this thought, I noticed there was no one else in the room, I had a thought of just killing him and killing my way out, but I wasn't entirely sold on this warship for warship sake and so curioisty as it always did got the better of me.
"I'm guessing you're a Hanlon spy, he was a little too interested when we didn't go with his offer for supplying weaponry and you were found with some of his pistols, though you have the stink of magic on you."
"I did urinate several times."
"Noted." He said with disgust flaring his nostrils.
"If you guys just let me go I promise I won't tell anyone you have a poorly constructed cave." We were at the negotiation part of my lying phase, the part where I blatantly ask to be let go and they deny me the request and try and kill me.
"No, no actually you can solve two issues at once, thank you Mr. Mystery man you'll do just nicely." He left, but a few moments later a couple men grabbed my chair and took me with them, I was going on a trip! It was a short trip, but at least the room didn't smell like my own urine. PROGRESS!
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