Getting swallowed (I improperly labeled this as eaten in yesterdays entry, if I was eaten there would be no entry because that implies I would have been chewed up, I was not chewed up) is unpleasant. I mean as a man not a lot of things can swallow you whole (thankfully, though that again does lead to actually being eaten, which can suck more than just a little bit, not that I have been, but I can imagine), but having been swallowed whole now I can definately tell you its not cool. You get to find out about the digestive system of whatever large creature you're in, what else it may have swallowed, and potentially how long you'll remain buried in its horrific guts (hopefully not too long, but seeing as my bowels tend to take quite a while depending on what I eat I can only imagine how hard it is to digest a Lorentino).
Thankfully the worm creature didn't appear to actually digest anything (I know crazy right some kind of scary beast from a land of punishment created by the child of a god didn't have a proper digestive system? MADNESS!). In fact what I found inside it was several other people! Yes the worm had been swallowing "good" souls in the five fires and its insides were keeping them trapped and in a state of torment (so not eating them but organs had wrapped themselves and through their victims, it was in a word, gross). I was not going to be impaled by worm guts to be held captive (because I am not an idiot, well lets ignore how I got inside the worm beast to begin with shall we? And done),so I threw some fire at the tentacle that came for me and ran off.
Yes my ultimate plan involved running deeper into the prison worm guts of a creature willed into being most likely by the child of a god in the punishment/reward land of another God I wasn't even that fond of. You see that recap of how weird my life is? That's weird right? Totally weird.
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