Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Well Thanks, I think

Siara and I had returned to the land of the living. It was weird, one moment we were standing in the five fires a bit surprised by the turn of events that sent the god child headless to some other afterlife (one that preferably god children go where they can't potentially take over). I couldn't immeadiately even tell where we were, it wasn't the island we started on, nor anywhere in Guard lands or Ronerawth (because I know how those areas look for the most part, for the most part I can see you rolling your gods damned eyes!).

"Ahh we're home." Siara apparently knew where we were, and it was home. All I could tell was we were in some kind of mountainous region, it was cold (though we came from somewhere hot, so it was relatively cold) and my sword was sticking out of the ground in front of us.

"Well I'm glad you know where we are, because I have no clue."

"From where we were we are north, very far north." Ahh it made sense, in that it didn't, but again geography is not my strong suit at all, I believe I have mentioned this.

"Fantastic, at least its not the afterlife so there is that."

"How did you manage to get the Fire God's attention? Some kind of incantation?" Never ever ask for me to explain my brilliance because well I can be quite verbose.  Let me just summarize something that took thirty minutes for me to explain.  Basically it came down to the god child had obscured his precence somehow this much I was certain, so all I had to do was get the Fire God's attention and she'd come down and remove the element that wasn't supposed to be there. I did that by impaling an earth god's weapon into the little bugger, because it created an element of the earth god in another god in the Fire God's realm, she obviously could see he was there and then removed him thusly.

"So you got lucky you are saying?" This was thirty minutes later obviously.

"No there were several working theories as to why that would work, and clearly it did so I did not just get lucky." Siara waved her hand away in the universal symbol for whatever and started walking off. I followed shortly after her because I had no idea where we were and I needed a way home. Which was something I'd been trying to do the last time I got sidetracked into god business! Thankfully no more God Business, not so thankfully, SOMETHING FREAKING ELSE!

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