Monday, December 23, 2013

Brotherly Hate

"Come Forward." Boyle was demanding of the voice in the dark, and the voice obliged. He was a shorty, well not really, but he was the same height as Valrym, so he appeared short. He had a mohawk and bunch of tattoos all over his face, he wore armor of a make I've never seen before and a rather large axe that was nearly as tall as he was.

"Let my brother go and I'll think about letting you and this merry band of fancies live." It was surprising Valrym would have a brother, I mean it was, but it wasn't, gods are if anything shameless whores for extending their hands into the realm of men.

"Lorentino is your brother? You look nothing of each other." And with that Boyle showed he was kind of a dumb ass. I mean it was obvious from the expedition he was leading, but still. I mean first off I'm hundreds of years old any brothers I may have had are long gods damned dead (and thankfully for that, several of them I killed myself, err died in mysterious circumstances unrelated to me), and secondly NO ONE IN MY FAMILY IS A SHORTY THIS IS BLATANT SLANDER SIR AND I WILL NOT APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATION! If Boyle wasn't dead (spoilers but come on you knew that) I'd have killed him again.

"You are a truely stupid creature even for your kind." Valrym's brother summed it up in the nicest way possible, despite insulting all of man kind along with Boyle, but to be fair man is the worst, I'm a great example of our failings.

"Guthlu leave me to my misery do not add to it." I have to admit the name was kind of gutteral. Valrym was strong, Guthlu looked exactly as his name, some kind of primal response.

"This is my reward for helping you brother? I'll have to remember that next time at our family gatherings."

"We don't have any family gatherings."

"Exactly!"

"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Boyle screamed in frustration at being ignored, and then ordered his rifleman to fire, their bullets smashed helplessly against the short godling armor.

"That was impolite to interrupt our discussion." And then all kind of trouble broke loose. Just like my gutter just did on my neighbor HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE YOU SCRUB!

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