Kid Proofing Things

"You realize we'll have to collapse the this hallway or something." Valrym was being a downer after our triumphant defeat of an ancient evil by asshole stabbing (I just love thats how it died because its so so perfect).

"No, why would we have to collapse the hallway, its probably some support cave if we bring it down the whole city will fall into a big hole." I admit I'm not a very good structural engineer.

"You don't understand a damn thing about anything do you Lorentino." Guthlu reminding me he is Val's brother.

"I understand we don't have to bring down a damned hallway under a city!"

"If we don't some moron will stumble in there and while that creature is dead there are ways it can be used that would make us all the worse of it." Right about now you're wondering about the creatures from earlier, they were gone, either fled or disintegrated I have no idea, but be assured they did not return, yet. I'm sure one night when I'm drunk about to take a piss in an alley they'll show up. Oh gods I've set something horrible in motion haven't I? Well no drunk pissing in alleys for me.

"Ok ok I'll do something about the damned hallway, don't either of you two idiots move." So I went in there took some blood drew up some sigils and called it a day. Because I'm a man of action, and necromancy, but mostly action.

"Do I even want to know what you did?" Valrym of course thought the worst of things.

"Its a necromantic spell that is extremely harmful, and only gets worse as lives are taken, so basically anyone damn foolish enough to enter will only power the spell to prevent others from doing the same." Ingenius if I don't say so myself, I've also never used the spell since, so I have no idea if its actually good or bad, I just know its something I did. Like most of my things.

"That sounds so awful."

"Yes Trezlan very awful, perfect for keeping anyone from that creature." And so we left my horrible spell to kill people for all of eternity (I've seen a newspaper story in the capitol about missing tunnel workers, must be something completely independent of my spell, like thos horrible insect creatures!). Alas we left only to be recaptured and put on trial, apparently Boyle did not tell anyone we totally were innocent. Like a dick.