Delusions of Godhood

"You are not a god." Valrym as usual trying to return me to being grounded, but that was impossible now. Not when I had achieved godhood!

"I totally am, it explains everything." Not everything, not by a long shot, but you know me simple solutions for huge problems.

"And why did you come to this conclusion?" I got up from my painful position and stretched out, my neck was extremely sore, I guess sleeping on my head wasn't doing me any favors.

"Dream me told me I'm a god now." I admit saying that out loud not exactly the smartest sentence I've ever said. Not the dumbest though which is probably worse.

"Right of course that's logic that can't be touched." With that Val walked off cursing under his breath like the little jerk he was. I dusted myself off and set out to show the world what a god of vengeance could do! Ok I didn't actually do that, what I did do was go to the library, because despite my claim to Valrym and my dream self telling me I was a god now I had to make sure that's what this was, and it wasn't instead some horrible magical malady that would like blow me up or something.

When I arrived at the library things were in chaos. Some jerk had taken people hostage and was threatening to kill them if the local politicians didn't do something he wanted. I was pretty annoyed by the situation, if only because he wasn't even in the section of the library I needed! But no the stupid police wouldn't just let me in to read some books. I AM A GOD GODS DAMN IT!!! No that didn't work with the local Guard authorities in the area either. So I took it upon myself to resolve the issue on my own! Without telling anyone I was planning on doing that. Flawless plan as usual!