Going from extreme cold to burning fire screws with you. I mean its completely understandable, its like going from starving to being force fed more food than you could have ever wanted. You wanted to be warm, and now suddenly you are almost bathed in flame its a bit much. Like an overreaction to a previous want. The charred animated skeletons didn't help. Yeah there were animated skeletons, this did definitely support my theory that I was being messed with and this land of the discarded existed only in my head.
The charred appeared shortly after I crossed the tundra into the fire lands. Like I was just warming up and shedding my shirt (because I didn't learn anything from the coat earlier) when an army of charred showed up and tried to kill me. Animated skeletons always confuse the crap out of me, as there are so many anatomical questions that never get a satisfactory answer (no magical magic is not satisfactory!) They didn't seem to attack me so much as lead me towards something. That something of course was a charred man sitting atop a throne of the dead (like literally a throne made out of dead people, to say it was disturbing is to put it politely).
"Another servant for the throne." His voice was hallow cackle, the skeletons arranged a wall behind me trapping me. The throne was arranged against a lava flow and the heat was getting to an unbearable level.
"What throne would that be?"
"THE THRONE OF THE FLESH!" At this pronouncement the skeletons clapped behind me, it was almost comedic.
"Sorry I don't recognize the authority of the throne of flesh, I'm kind of on a trial right now, so if you don't mind I'd like to get on with that." I moved to leave and the charred army of course stood in the way, like jerks.
"You're trial? YOU'RE TRIAL? AHAHAHAHAHAHA there is no trial, you were given to us for your flesh and now you will serve!" I didn't serve the flesh throne in case you were wondering, but I did have to do something creative. Well somewhat creative. Ok creative for me... SHUT UP I'll get to that next entry I have a head ache today, its hard being a god. No I'm not actually a god that's just more whining. GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JERK TODAY!
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