Thursday, May 28, 2015

Gunfire Is A Rotten Wake Up Call

I think I have some kind of bad luck with regards to being woken up rudely. Throughout all my life there seems to be a set pattern for being woken up rudely. I've been blown up, shot at, water dumped on, stabbed, mind screwed with, I think I've been woken up badly by just about every method there is, I've never had the nice ones I've read of in stories or had nicer people talk about. No it's always the bad ones. Which is the way of saying that shortly after my discussion with the cops I was awakened by a roar of gun fire from down stairs. And when I say a roar I mean a literal roar. There were at least twenty five people down stairs opening fire on the house like it did something bad to them. It was stupid there weren't even bed rooms down there! Poor house all getting shot up to make a point to me, it wasn't even my house, they shot up Leland's house.

"Get out here Lorentino." It was Leland I should have known the moron would shoot up his own house and turn on me for turning his family around. It was one of those "I should have seen this coming because people are weasels, Pavarossi's much more so." Well and I did see it coming, it was part of that whole letting you walk before you run thing I was doing for Leland. So while I was angry the gun fire woke me up, I was not sad that he decided to kill me, he had to do this to reestablish himself as the prime player. I was also just upset he ruined my nap.

I'll admit I was of two minds, I was thinking maybe I should go out there kill the crap out of Leland and then take over the family for my own nefarious needs... (ok not always so neutral...) And the other one was to just leave town. While being in charge of my own mob family was fun, it was exhausting and would most likely lead me to another lengthy prison stay which I'd rather not do. So I skipped town. I burned down Lelands house of course, but I skipped town on top of that.

Of course I had a back up plan out of that house (it's called burning down a wall, so ok the house burning down was just like sort of an accident, but I totally did it to cover my own death). Unfortunately I couldn't totally skip town yet, I had to get vengeance for a man I didn't know for a death I didn't cause but sort of got blamed for. Look I'm weird you know this.

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